Signs

See the signs - how bright they shine. Everywhere I see warnings about dog fouling. But has anyone in the history of the state been fined? I don't think so but by all means - make my day - prove me wrong!
My local green politician Cllr Bronwen Maher has just given me a handy leaflet of Services. If I want one of these magic signs erected in my area I can ring Dog Control Section. I already HAVE a sign in my street. But still the dogs do their thing...
















Here are more fantastic claims -"dogs must be kept on a leash" in Fairview Park. Ha, ha, ha! "Relevant breeds must be muzzled". HA HA HA! And as for "removing the faeces". HA HA HA!















And as for "bringing your dog waste home"? Give me a break while I cry. There is a compromise solution amongst the Dublin dog owning community. People who bag their "dog waste" throw the bag on the ground where the dog deposited it. This goes some way towards the solution ,I know, but it is still a sad sight. ( I am picky, I know, WHY don't I just go home where I came from?)














And the best one I have saved till last. "When your dog has done its business...Do yours!" Shudder...